characters that go from villain to awkward friend are so important
Crowley went from awkward friend to villain and back to awkward friend. Crowley is special.
Teacher: sit down
The Marauders getting drunk and Sirius is just like “werewolf” and then points to Remus, “here wolf”.
REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME
one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back
it’s 2014 why do printers still sound like you’re sacrificing your first born child to the aztec gods
sometimes i wake up with a very urgent thought on my mind and it’s usually pretty dumb like ‘je suis un pomme' or 'root beer fairytales' but this morning i woke up and sat there for a second and all i could think was
the frenchiest fry
I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN CLASS
and on the 8th day God created Dean Winchester and from the back of the room a deep voice shouted DIBS